Little Girl Soul often wished the years would fly by fast. She wanted nothing more than to be an adult and be on her own. She wanted to move away from home as soon as she could, where Gnashing Teeth couldn’t yell and spit on her. Maybe then she wouldn’t have to be so careful about everything she said and did. Mother told her that a kid could legally quit school at 14 years of age, but she hoped all of her kids would go on to graduate. If a person didn’t graduate from high school, they could never get a good job. Mother went on to say that there was nothing wrong with being a waitress, babysitting or working in a clothing or grocery store, but those jobs never paid well. A person had to have a high school diploma to get a good job. Little was ever said about college. Little Girl Soul already knew that her family couldn’t afford college. Besides, she would probably be too stupid. She would probably only embarrass herself if she flunked.
When Little Girl Soul turned 13, she was excited to finally be a teenager! At long last, she could get her ears pierced. Mother said she had to be 13 before she could make that decision. Little Girl Soul knew when she was 11 years old that she wanted pierced ears like all of the other girls in school. She loved the idea of wearing sparkly earrings. But every time she brought it up, Mother shot it down, saying she was too young. And of course, when Mother was a little girl, it was a well-known fact that only the wild girls ever did something like that. Little Girl Soul didn’t feel wild – whatever that meant. She just wanted to have shiny hoops or sparkly posts in her ears that made her feel pretty.
The morning of Little Girl Soul’s 13th birthday, Mother presented her with a small, square box. Ooh, maybe this was a pair of earrings! She hoped so. Little Girl Soul had waited so long to have her ears pierced.
But it was not meant to be, at least on that particular day. Inside the box was a beautiful ring. Mother told Little Girl Soul it was a real Alexandrite stone, the birthstone for June. Mother told her it was a very expensive ring, and that Little Girl Soul should always keep it safe and never lose it. She added that it was a real Alexandrite stone, which changed color when going from daylight to incandescent light. Sure enough, Little Girl Soul took it outside and it almost had a green hue to it, but on going indoors it became a red or sometimes purple color. Little Girl Soul felt like a queen! A real piece of jewelry! All of her other jewelry had come from the dime store. This was real gold. She looked up “Alexandrite” in the dictionary. She found the stone was named in honor of a Russian Czar named Alexander II. The Alexandrite gemstone was also thought to bring luck, good fortune and love. Little Girl Soul sure could use a lot of all three of those.
A few weeks later, Mother managed to sneak Little Girl Soul to the doctor’s office to get her ears pierced. Mother had her own appointment that day, and asked the doctor if he could pierce Little Girl Souls ears at the same time. He said he would be glad to. Little Girl Soul didn’t know why they had to have the doctor do it. Little Girl Soul’s friend from school said her sisters did hers by freezing her ears with an ice-cube and then using a sewing needle to poke the hole, and put a whole potato behind the ear so the needle wouldn’t poke her in the head… or something like that. Mother thought that was ridiculous and said it sounded like a good way to get an infection. No, the doctor would do it. And so that day, her dream of having pierced ears came true. It hurt. In fact, Little Girl Soul thought she would faint after the first hole was poked. But, she also knew she had to go through with the second hole because she wasn’t about to have only one pierced ear! Her friends and all of the kids at school would laugh. When both ears were pierced, Little Girl Soul looked in the mirror that the nurse gave her. Simple silver posts had to be worn for 6 weeks while the ears healed. The nurse explained about keeping the holes clean with alcohol and not taking the posts out. Little Girl Soul decided the “hot” feeling of the burn from her newly pierced ears was worth every bit of the pain. She couldn’t wait for the 6 weeks to go by. But of course, on the way home mother said she could only wear simple posts until she moved away on her own. Hoops and earrings with a lot of dangle and sparkle were for the “wild and loose” girls and she wasn’t having ANY of that.
Another milestone on reaching the age of 13, was finally being able to eat a Teen Burger at the nearby A&W Drive Inn. The A&W was one of two drive through joints that Gnashing Teeth ever took the family to. Gnashing Teeth said kids couldn’t go into real restaurants because they didn’t know how to behave and how to sit still. Little Girl Soul often wondered what the difference was because Gnashing Teeth required silence, sitting still and behaving while in the car at the A&W too. Gnashing Teeth always did the ordering. Each child got two Baby Burgers, which came with a kid-sized mug of root beer.
The next time Gnashing Teeth took the family to eat at the A&W, he ordered the same menu he always did. Little Girl Soul had been on the edge of her seat waiting to hear Gnashing Teeth order her a Teen Burger this time. After all, she was a teenager now, and well beyond the “Baby” burger stage. Thinking Gnashing Teeth must have forgotten about her being a teenager now, Little Girl Soul leaned over the front seat from the rear seat and tapped mother on the shoulder. Mother gave her a look like, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? GET BACK ON YOUR SEAT BEFORE YOUR DAD SEES YOU!!” and she turned away. Little Girl Soul tapped her shoulder again. Finally, mother leaned back with another angry look on her face and growled, “WHAT?” Little Girl Soul whispered, “Don’t I get a TEEN burger now that I’m a teenager?” Mother shot her a look that said she wasn’t going to bother Gnashing Teeth with the request. After all, he was already ordering. Little Girl Soul’s heart sunk. Her stomach actually hurt. This was the way she always felt any time she was in trouble, or Gnashing Teeth accused her of something she didn’t do. Then, just as soon as Gnashing Teeth got off the intercom giving his order, he turned around, hissed in air and said, “WHAT THE HELL DID YOU WANT??? WELL WHAT???” Little Girl Soul meekly squeaked out the words, “I thought maybe now that I am 13 I could have a teen burger”. There wasn’t even a pause before Gnashing Teeth spit out, “JEEZUS FUCKING KURRIST!! What the goddamn hell you think I’m made of … MONEY??? You can’t be satisfied with a goddamn baby burger, you want a TEEN burger (mimicking like he’s a girl), that costs .25 cents MORE than a goddamn baby burger!! Hell, TWO baby burgers are LESS THAN ONE TEEN BURGER!!” He muttered some more slurs about kids asking for something when they were just goddamn lucky to get ANYTHING. JEEZUS KURRIST!
Little Girl Soul was humiliated in front of the soul kids. Mother tried to explain the logic behind being a teenager and graduating to a teen burger… not thinking about the price or necessarily more food – it was just the idea that being a teenager warranted a teen burger. Gnashing Teeth wasn’t listening. The whole evening was ruined because his goddamn kid needed more and had the gall to ask for more. The soul kids were all nothing but goddamn PIGS. They didn’t appreciate the cost of anything!
The food was delivered shortly, and the soul kids all sat quietly, eating their burgers. Little Girl Soul tried to eat the first baby burger and couldn’t eat the second one so she gave it to her brother. Little Girl Soul cried silent tears. Every time Gnashing Teeth glared at her, more slurs about being a goddamn PIG spewed from his mouth. When the attendant came on the intercom to ask if anything was needed from the Take Home menu, Gnashing Teeth yelled in the speaker, “GODDAMMIT NO!!! If I wanted something I would have ordered it in the first goddamn place!!!” As soon as the root beer mugs and trash were placed on the tray for pickup, Gnashing Teeth started the car and revved the engine. The attendant came out with a horrified look, grabbed the tray and Gnashing Teeth yelled, “WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL YOU LOOKING AT?” He put the car in reverse to back out, then slammed it in drive and laid rubber heading out to the highway.
Little Girl Soul felt sick. The whole night was ruined. Everyone sat in silence while Gnashing Teeth drove too fast and yelled the whole way home. Every so often he’d step on the gas and say he was going to kill everyone! Mother would softly ask him to stop because he was scaring the kids. Little Girl Soul wasn’t scared. What bothered her the most was watching her siblings get anxious; the littlest soul girl was terrified.
All the soul kids were sent to bed when they arrived home. Little Girl Soul lay in her bed; her sisters tried to console her saying they agreed she should have gotten a teen burger. All Little Soul Girl could think of was how much she hated Gnashing Teeth. She considered how another 4 years to finish school was going to seem like an eternity. How would she manage? She HATED HIM!